Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book by Derp Sandwich

Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

By Derp Sandwich

  • Release Date: 2011-06-23
  • Genre: Fiction & Literature
Score: 3.5
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From 370 Ratings
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Description

Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to-the-death. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.

Reviews

  • The book

    1
    By tayler reviews
    It's definitely not for kids there is only 3 pictures
  • Dirpy dork

    1
    By Kodybunny223
    I hate this book it is full of rubbish it is affensive to gay and God and if u were stabbed u wouldn't say I hurt a little u would be dead DONT GET
  • Derpy dirk

    2
    By GAMINxKILLER
    The story was ok but it ended to fast and it was extremely short. It was funny and silly in some places such as the names. But in conclusion this is a terrible book because how could he have got away from killing a kid in school. I would advise people not to get it.
  • Derpy dirk

    1
    By "psycho" Charlie nobcheese
    It was ok
  • Great

    5
    By T4ctian
    This is a brilliant, short and funny book I think this book may turn out to be my favourite book!!!!!!!! would defiantly recommend this to all peeps who want a short and funny book.
  • :(

    1
    By Lillysuz
    This really shouldn't come up when you are searching for children's books. If it isn't for children put it in the adult section.
  • Derpy dirk

    4
    By Fluffybabyrainbowunicorn
    I don't think it was that suitable language at the beginning but there was only a little bit of it. It is a bit violent for kids like there little sister stabbing them in the arm and the bus driver smoking and saying that god doesn't like gay people (what isn't true) but overall it's a good book.
  • Derpy derp

    5
    By Bonnielucas
    7000 characters remaning
  • The best

    5
    By Mia Moo 123567
    This book is so cool this should be so so so famous!!!!!!👍👍😜😂
  • Rubbisssssshhhhhhh

    1
    By Eeerrrttyyuiiiffbjkkgfg
    DO NOT GET THIS BOOK

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